A to B review – relentless mishaps as nothing goes to plan on blind date

Soho theatre, London
Told through two overlapping monologues, Brianna and Armani prepare for a night that could change the course of their lives

All the nerves, hope and anticipation of getting ready for a date melt together in Tia-Renee Mullings’s coming-of-age play. Told through two separate, overlapping monologues, Brianna (Zakiyyah Dean) and Armani (Sheyi Cole) prepare for a night that could change the course of their lives for the better. Or it could go horribly wrong. Who knows? Set up on a blind date by mutual friends, they have only a photo of their prospective partner to go on.

It’s a premise that many searching for love in today’s dating app-fuelled world will recognise. But that anxiety isn’t enough to sustain momentum across the play’s 80-minute running time. For Brianna and Armani, nothing seems to be going to plan. Brianna’s younger sisters steal and destroy her carefully chosen outfit – a nightmare for a perfectionist like her – before an unfortunate encounter with water guns completely ruins her hair. Meanwhile, Armani misses his barber’s appointment and ends up with the worst trim of his life. After a while, though, the relentless string of mishaps becomes predictable, and things begin to feel as though they’re running in circles.