Brace yourselves, folks. It's almost here.
We've waited all year for it. We suffered through the long, hot summer months. We stayed patient, and focused, and determined. In a few short days, the calendar turns to November, and it'll be here.
The holiday season? Nope! Thanksgiving? Nope again! Not even close. Something even better ...
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The highly-anticipated John Madden movie, with Nicholas Cage starring as the late Hall of Fame coach/broadcaster, is set to release in theaters on Nov. 11!
That's right.
If you've ever wondered how John Madden went from football coach, to broadcaster, to creator of the biggest video game series of all time, you're gonna find out in about two weeks.
And for those who can't wait even that long, here's a little taste of what to expect:
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa Nellie!
Thoughts? First impressions? I'm gonna level with everyone here ... that's just an awful John Madden impression. I'm not sure we can even call it an impression? I think it's just Nicolas Cage ... talking like Nicholas Cage?
It's jarring to watch, really.
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If you had me close my eyes and gave me a thousand guesses at who that was speaking, I would never land on John Madden. Ever. I'd say it was Nicholas Cage ... because it sounds like Nicholas Cage.
Hardcore NFL fans, naturally, are burying this movie before it even gets off the ground:
This is an embarrassment to his legacy.
That seems to be the overriding theme on social media today in response to the above trailer. Folks are not thrilled with what they see — or hear — and they're worried John Madden's legacy will be hurt by this.
That's a little dramatic, if you ask me. Let's not be silly. But, it certainly won't improve Madden's legacy with the younger generations that didn't grow up with him.
The question I have is ... why? Why didn't Nicholas Cage even bother trying to sound like Madden? There's just no effort there at all. I don't get it?
John Madden's voice is iconic. It's what my generation grew up with. My dad knows Madden as the coach. I know him as the man in the booth talking turkey and football on Thanksgiving.
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And it was the best:
You see? THAT's the John Madden I knew. Man, he was the best. The whole world grew up in the late-90s and early-2000s making Turduckens on Thanksgiving, and it was absolutely because of John Madden.
What a wonderful time to be alive. I miss those days so much. We'll never get them back.
Anyway, Madden premieres on Nov. 11.
Enjoy!